April Fools' Day pranks and made up stories, or are they? UPDATED

On April 1st you have to be careful what story to believe because they may be a prank.
We will try to list the stories we think are the pranks or the ones we wish they were. :)

April 1st Stories:

• Reid proud of lying about Romney on Senate floor
• Cost-Cutting Measures Force Company To Start Hiring More Female Employees
• CT Gov. Malloy: GOP candidates who defended Indiana’s RFRA disqualified from the presidency

UPDATE #1

• Veteran Says the VA Did Something Absurd to His Artificial Leg to Prove He Was Actually an Amputee

UPDATE #2

• NASA tests Mars ‘flying saucer’

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