Friday, January 22, 2016

We are braving the snowpocalypse to bring news to you

How big is this storm?

The storm is so big that the State Department sought to delay its final release of emails from Hillary Clinton’s personal server.

It is so big that The President (El Presidente) cannot play golf this week.

It is so big that Drudge Report loads forever.

It is so big that groceries stores look like stores in Communist Block in 1980s (hint: empty) - just ask Bernie.