How bad is US economy? Even "the ONE" is looking for a second job

Let me repeat, even our President, also known as 'el Presidente', is looking for a second job. It appears that he is about to secure a position with Wired magazine. In November he will be a 'guest editor' (or on a trial bases) of this fine publication that I read once or twice.

However, if it doesn't workout we recommend UBER. A very fine company. He could even borrow one of the limos.